For this one, you must win the chance to survive as a zombie.
PULP 1, 2, 3 (any gender, mid teens through late life)
I'll have about twelve hours before the bite spreads.
When I die, please make an exception.
Make me a zombie worth the exemption.
Rather than blow off my head
Remove my arms and teeth instead.
That way, I'll have peaceful means to make sure I'm fed.
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