MS. MADISON (any gender, early twenties to late life)
Now, even though I myself won't be here after today and I will indeed miss you all terribly, I want you guys to know that you are going to have a great rest of the semester. Ms. Madison herself is going to be finishing up Magic 101 with you-- hey, hey, HEY! Settle down everyone.
I for one, will always show respect for Ms. Madison. She did not fire, me I want to make that very clear. I've just... got my own quirks as a person and they don't match with Ms. Madison's style.
I mean for her it's okay to discipline the staff through physical punishment-- sometimes even removing a toe, apparently-- but that's just her discipline style and as a result, the staff at this school are very, very... disciplined. I'm just very sensitive to things like that.
And that's fine, we're all unique, we all have our sensitivities. Even Ms. Madison, she has an almost fatal allergy to Gideon Spell Fourteen and you'd never guess right? Because that's one of the easiest spells you can put on someone-- so it goes to show we're all human and when Ms. Madison takes over Magic 101 she should know that I left you all with nothing but my encouragement.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes.
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