For this one, you must enlist a president's help for a peaceful alien takeover.
PROFILE (any gender mid teens to late life)
It won't do you any good to stay in denial.
We've targeted this planet each and every mile.
Mr. President, I know you're not a child.
I'm sure at some point you got to read the file.
We're here, and now your leadership's on trial.
You've got a chance to make the whole planet smile
By surrendering your everything so no one's exiled.
What we need from you is help with our profile.
Get Time magazine to cover us in style?
We're species meant to conquer but we we can't beguile.
We need a politician's help so we're not reviled.
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