For this one, you must keep your son in a frightening secret mental state.
PULP 1, 2, 3 G (any gender, mid twenties through mid forties)
There ARE monsters under the bed.
Son, when you take a flying leap
Onto the bed before you sleep
Make sure you watch your toes.
The foot's the first thing that goes.
Shhh! We'll make sure nobody else knows.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes. If you would like to use this piece, please credit:
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