For this one, you must get your evil villain master to form an alliance with a super woman.
COFFEE SHOCKER (any gender early twenties through late life)
I don't care if this super destroyer is ready. Sorry Master: That was rude. Of course I care that the super destroyer is ready. It's just that the super destroyer won't mean anything if we pit it against... the Coffee Shocker.
That's what they call her, Master. The Coffee Shocker. Her name is actually Andrea "Shocker". That's her real name, no kidding. Only "shocker" is spelled s-c-h-a-c-h-e-r. My guess is Germain but it doesn't matter. Master: She's been born with potencies that would make the people quake in the twelfth galaxy. She can stir up the enthusiasm of people to such an extent that there is NOTHING they won't do to further her cause. And if she learns about the super destroyer?
Master, then we've got the rest of the world coming after us. Once the Shocker rallies them to destroying the destroyer, we're not going to have time to threaten ANYONE with it, much less, test it out. I don't think you understand just how wide the influence is. She stirs up enthusiasm through the service and consumption of COFFEE. How many people do you know who DON'T drink that stuff? I tasted some at her cafe this afternoon and I got such a jolt of wholesome reasoning-- well it was a, a, a SHOCK.
Let's put the destroyer on hold, Master. We need to form an alliance with the Coffee Shocker. I know you wanted to get revenge on the world but... but maybe it won't be necessary if you enjoy some of the product she's pushing. Heck maybe this could be life changing for you: I can ask her if she's single... ?
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