GUNS (any gender, late teens to late forties)
Stop. We need to rethink this, guys. You keep talking about our fight for the future. The fight for a healthy future? Well, I believe in that fight. I do believe in a healthy future.
But not by opening fire.
Shoot those guns and we'll be lost.
Because at some point you're gonna run out of bullets, you dummies. Even if you hit the brain on every shot-- guys-- there's eventually going to be more zombies than bullets. It's not sustainable.
Use the guns as CLUBS.
Each one of these rifles is heavy enough to crush a zombie brain if you bring it down on the skull hard enough. True? True! And when you club a zombie... do you end up with any less club? No.
One by one, we'll get them all and when it's over? You guys will be RIPPED! There's a healthy future.
Now: The amo, please.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes.
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