GUNS (any gender, late teens to late forties)
Stop. We need to rethink this, guys. You keep talking about our fight for the future. The fight for a healthy future? Well, I believe in that fight. I do believe in a healthy future.
But not by opening fire.
Shoot those guns and we'll be lost.
Why?
[pause]
Because at some point you're gonna run out of bullets, you dummies. Even if you hit the brain on every shot-- guys-- there's eventually going to be more zombies than bullets. It's not sustainable.
My suggestion?
Use the guns as CLUBS.
Each one of these rifles is heavy enough to crush a zombie brain if you bring it down on the skull hard enough. True? True! And when you club a zombie... do you end up with any less club? No.
One by one, we'll get them all and when it's over? You guys will be RIPPED! There's a healthy future.
Now: The amo, please.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes.
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