FREE FALL (any gender, early twenties on up)
The stuff I've created is called Free Fall. Some of the hottest new actors are using it. The name's a little misleading. It's actually a mood stabilizer. But it's not like other stabilizers. Free Fall hooks into your system whether you have a chemical imbalance or whether your baseline is completely level.
Like your, baseline, Charlie. I know your story. When you were a little kid, you had this really easygoing deadpan presence on camera. It was cute and it made you a star. But now you're not a little kid and the deadpan thing isn't so cute anymore, is it? But what can you do? Your baseline is too level to go into any of that, that "vulnerable" territory, right?
Not until you try my creation. You'll be dependent on the stuff within a week. Then, the day before your next audition, quit all use of the drug. Your brain chemicals will be in Free Fall. Just about everything can provoke you to laugh, to cry, to go into a rage: In no time, my friend, your career and your life will be on their way back up.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes.
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