For this one, you must get a date with faculty crush... but not scare them away.
PULP HAIKU (any gender, mid twenties to late life)
After staff meeting...
Would you... like to do magic?
[pause]
I'm only human.
Copyright 2016 by Matt Haynes. If you would like to use this piece, please credit: "Courtesy of Matt Haynes and The Pulp Stage"